DIARY OF AN ART STAR
by Reverend Jen
After New York City and Mount Horeb, Wisc. (the troll capital of America), London is my favorite city in the world. Because they have a tower, a dungeon and a Queen, it’s like every day there is the Renaissance Faire. Plus, Londoners are passionate about beer, soccer and rock‘n’roll: three things I consider as essential as breathing. Having recently found myself jobless and without a care in the world (except for the crippling anxiety I feel daily), I decided to visit. I hoped being surrounded by pretty accents would make up for the past month
of having doors slammed in my face as a Census Enumerator.