I am always trying to get on TV. Not because I can act, but because being on TV is a gateway to infinite riches.
It is my theory that if I become a TV star everything else will follow. My books will be published, my clothing line produced and my Troll Museum Bar will finally open. (Currently, the Troll Museum has no liquor license and is in my apartment, which is inconvenient to say the least.)
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