THE HOUSE SALE
by Reverend Jen
Since nothing interesting has occurred in my life in several months, my trusty editor asked me if I would like to report on the next "House Sale" at Christieís in Rockefeller Center. Having never visited an auction house, I thought it would be an adventure. Though I was warned that attending an auction is akin to sitting on the F train while itís stuck in a tunnel, I was excited. From an art starís perspective, auctions are glamorous events that rich people hang out at. Maybe I would meet a wealthy family who would adopt me.