STAR FOR TUCSON
by Tony Fitzpatrick
There was a time when I regarded the Tea Party as noisy, but mostly harmless geeks -- with their Triangle Hats and Jefferson quotes, they reminded me of the same dopes who were in the Civil Defense League when I was a kid. A crowd of Dolts and Dumb-bells who were mostly in it for the hats, the walkie-talkies, and the opportunity to hold forth like the assholes they watch on TV. Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and other lesser McCarthyites who'd like to tell the rest of us how to be Americans and have cast themselves as victims since Barack Obama was elected. You know the types -- they forswear big Gub'mint, until their particular industry goes tits-up and they need a bail-out -- they hold the Constitution sacrosanct, but gave not a fuck when the Bush administration shreds Habeas Corpus and the Bill of Rights in the name of Homeland Security. Where were all the Triangular Hats back then?