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CRAZY FRANK IN THE BIG WORLD

by Tony Fitzpatrick
 
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There is nothing one man will not do to another. . .

-- Andre Gide, The Immoralist

There are men who are walking proof of evolution -- those whose knuckles hover just barely over the ground; the guys heavy of brow that just radiate Cro-Magnon; men with short legs and long muscled bodies, like primates, like apes.

The first time I saw Crazy Frank I thought someone had shaved a gorilla. He moved with intention and malice, rolling his shoulders from the years of yard swag he’d cultivated, like a walking land shark. Franky was built like an ox. Franky was built for hard physical work. Franky was built for violence.

There are men who possess a genius contained in their physicality. W.C. Fields comes to mind -- light on his feet, a fleet and brilliant physical comic, despite (or because of) his size. Almost certainly Marcel Marceau, Roberto Benigni, Muhammad Ali, Frank Gleason (no relation to Jackie).

Frankie was a leg-breaker, an enforcer, a man who’d forgotten more about dispensing pain than you will ever know. He worked for bookies, bar owners, disgruntled husbands, wives, lovers. . . anyone who needed their fellow man tuned-up and taught a lesson -- and had a few hundred bucks to reinforce the learning experience of their transgressor.

Like Crazy Frank used to say himself, "Pain is a language everyone understands."

There were ominous stories. "Frankie t’rew a guy off a ten-story building to see if he would bounce,” or "Frankie walked a guy into a propeller in Mexico." La-la-la-la-la. We knew some of these to be bullshit. But then there were the stories that were true. "Frankie broke Ricky’s arm from the elbow -- back.I knew that story to be true because I watched it happen.

Ricky owed a bookie named Freddie Le Gare, and whenFrankie went to collect, Ricky decided to condescend to him, telling him that he’d go get the currency only if Frankie could spell the word “currency.” I believe Franks last words to Ricky G. were,"Can you spell ‘broken fuckin’ arm,’ asshole?" Frankie ended the lesson with a vicious kick in the ribs.

Frank was illiterate. When he cashed his checks at the bars, he just made an “X” on the back. Nobody didn’t cash Frankie’s checks. 

When he wasn’t doing his fellow man grievous bodily harm, Frank worked muscle jobs -- construction labor, concert security, and, once in a while, he worked moving trucks and did some landscaping jobs. He wasn’t allowed to drive, so very often he rode a weird three-wheeler bike around. He drank a lot and did whatever drugs were offered him.

Frank’s biography is weird and patchy. He grew up around Villa Park and was in and out of juvie and foster homes his whole youth. He often would say that his mother gave him up for adoption because she was poor; others said she abandoned him. Oddly, this illiterate man kept finding his mother and tried to re-establish something of a relationship with her.

I once did a portrait of him wearing a white tux and a fedora, “like Sinatra," and this forever cemented our friendship. This made me feel better, because there have only ever been two things on this planet that genuinely scare me -- and Frankie was both of them.

When I tended Bar at Brennans, Frankie would come in and have a beer or two and then fall asleep with his head on his folded arms on the bar. Me and a guy named Donnie Wright would flip coins to see who had to wake his ass up. When one woke Frankm he would come up swinging, and one night he knocked one of our doormen out cold.

There was a bar owner in Villa Park who ran the bookmaking around town. Frankie did his collections, and if a guy hadn’t squared his Monday night football debts by Wednesday, he got a visit from Frank. Often, Jimmy (the bar owner and bookie) would send someone to drive Frankie and "make sure he don’t get stupid and go too far."

One time, this guy was me. I was perplexed as to what Jimmy thought I could do to stop Frankie, but I soon found out -- absolutely nothing. 

We had been dispatched to a house in Oak Brook Terrace. The guy was a big-deal car dealer who was also a degenerate gambler on football, basketball, ponies, how far you could piss; you name it, he bet on it. He owed Jimmy three grand. Because he was wealthy, he thought he could shine Jimmy on and roll his debt into his next week’s wagers.

The presence of Frank should have told him that he enjoyed no such grace, but he had to be a hard-on, and told Frankie to go around the side of the house and wash himself with the hose because he smelled. Bad move. Frank grabbed him by his hair and kneed him in the face; the guy’s nose went like a cherry-tomato. Then Frankie dragged him across his own living room and found a bathroom where he commenced stuffing the guy’s head down the commode.

I guessed that this was the point Jimmy would have wanted me to make sure Frankie didn’t “go too far” -- but we were in fact already way past that point. I touched Frank’s back and said, "Hey, calm down Frank." To which he told me 
to fuck off, and explained that this asshole was going to pay or drown. When Frank lifted his head out of the water, the poor sucker promised immediate payment in no uncertain terms. He had also shit himself and was bleeding out of his ears.

I wanted to throw up -- but instead I just walked outside. After the guy paid, Frankie grabbed him by the hair again and said, "When you lose, you pay, asshole -- those are the rules." Frank then suggested he go around to the side of the house and clean the shit off of himself with the garden hose.

I couldn’t help it -- I laughed my ass off when he said that. I lost touch with Frank after that; I never worked for Jimmy again, and have tried hard to forget that day. On the rare occasions I ran into Frank, it seemed like he had shrunk. He’d had two strokes, which left him even slower of speech, and he never did move down to Florida to live with his mother.

I always think of him this time of year because it was on Christmas Eve in 1984 that I made the drawing of him for his mom. Frankie was flush and insisted I take 50 bucks I really badly needed. It is still one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me.

I found his obit the other day. A friend on Facebook ran it down for me. It damn near only said that he was born, and that 49 years later, he died. Newsprint had rendered him into one of the unknowable.

Well, I knew him, and oddly enough I liked him. He wasn’t a good man, but I believe that he wasn’t a bad man either. He was a tragedy. He never stood a chance and was never blessed. He’d spoken his own epitaph a long time ago.

Frankie Lost. And Frankie paid.


TONY FITZPATRICK is an artist from Chicago. For his blog, click here.


 



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