Let's see, you can put us on a burning barge and push us out to sea or you can read this article. . . oops, I had better rephrase that. I mean to say, we are not middle-aged, we are "pre-old." Our biggest thrill of the season was when the Senate momentarily considered lowering Medicare to age 55 (an idea quickly euthanized by Big Insurance) and pornography for us lies in the words "reverse mortgage," but, artistically, call us naive, call us delusional, but do not call us lazy. There is movement afoot, if not of the coprophagic kind.