CATTELAN'S DINGLEBERRIES
by Charlie Finch



The news that Maurizio Cattelan plans to hang his expensive "masterpieces" from the world's strongest steel bar (also the largest suppository from the world's largest asshole, Cattelan), suspended in the Guggenheim’s rotunda, would be laughable if it weren't so unfunny. Perhaps the cast of Spiderman could perk up the vernissage by slinging some webs from piece to piece, or a few Wild West sure-shots could use the dangling shit pieces for target practice, with the winner getting to string up Cattelan from the nearest beam, in fine imitation of one of his own fey tropes.

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