I have seen exactly one hour of "reality" TV in my time, the first episode of the Paris Hilton-Nicole Richie abomination many years ago. Last week I doubled my pleasure by watching the back-to-back debut hours of "Buried Treasure" on Fox, starring the Keno twins, Leigh and Leslie (one works for Sotheby's, the other for himself; one is gay, the other is straight; one looks like Pinocchio, the other looks like Rumpelstiltskin).
