MAPPLETHORPE WINS!
by Charlie Finch



I spent 25 years as a campaign drone for various Democrats, including three working for Gary Hart, so, nostalgically, I sit in the woods pondering various questions such as "why didn’t Hillary Clinton leave Bill during the Lewinsky affair?" (hint: she got her own intern, whose name you know) and "why didn’t Barack Obama have any girlfriends before he married Michelle?"

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