HIGGLY PIGGLY
by Charlie Finch
An episode of the sitcom "Everybody Loves Raymond" has sportswriter Ray Barone's mother Marie creating a large white abstract sculpture, which she gives to her son, who is forced to put it in his living room. Immediately, the whole Barone family goes nuts because the sculpture looks exactly like a set of labia. Only Marie continues to think that her work is "spiritual" and abstract.
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