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| Puppy Chow by Charlie Finch |
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Hush, giant Puppy, don't you cry, Koonzy's gonna buy you a piece of the sky where you can lift your leg and wiggle your butt and urinate on Koonzy's old smut of Jeff copulatin' with his Italian bride -- Put on skates, giant Puppy and glide, glide, glide, a duet with Prometheus on the Rockefeller rink (but you're so heavy, Puppy, that you'd definitely sink!). So strut up Fifth Avenue with the marching bands, (and watch out for Edward Scissorhands) Jeff Koons on your back giving flowers a braid -- Oops! Giant Puppy, don't rain on the parade! Go back to your doghouse at 30 Rock, give newsman Tom Brokaw a ride round the block then bow and sit proudly ourtside number Thirty -- New Yorkers love you and you got Koons' hands dirty!
CHARLIE FINCH is coauthor of Most Art Sucks: Five Years of Coagula (1998). |
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